Things you have learnt from FPSs

What might you have learnt from playing FPSs?First thing that comes to my mind:-If a level seems too easy to be true, it's not
-Everyone is very adept at picking things up with their feet
-Health kits can heal gaping holes left in your chest from rocket launchers
-Your gun never misfires or jams, even when underwater
-You don't have legs.
-To get a perfectly static sniper, all you have to do is breathe inYour turnThings you have learnt from FPSs
I can have 6 bullets in my chest, sit down for a moment, then run away like nothing had happened.Things you have learnt from FPSs
Even if you get shot you can crawl away and someone can pick you up and you'll be fine.A man can carry 20 huge weapons and thousands of rounds of ammo somewhere on themself..Use your imagination.Using cheats will provide you tanks that come out from the sky. Hence god's really a video game program and praying/using cheats will provide great benefits such as tanks.
sometimes you might need 2 shots to someones head for them to go down
Let's see what I can come up with here:

• Violence solves everything.

Ooo...now I sound like a hippie. Here's some better ones:

• Pistols are hyper-accurate, sometimes over any distance.
• Until recently, enemies tended to engage you standing straight up, even when you could go prone.
• When severely injured, you get blood in your eyes, but it goes away quickly.
• I can double jump if I just put my mind to it.
• Firing a rocket at my feet will propel me a hundred feet in the air, and not kill me.
• Circle strafing: It works.
• Until about ten years ago, enemies tended not to care when their buddy right next to them was shot in the head.
• I can hold my weapon at the ready for hours, without my arms ever getting tired.
• First aid is a simple process of locating a green button, and pressing it.
• I can run backwards very, very fast, without every falling down.

You can run up to people with a crowbar that see you, who are holding guns and hit them in the face.
I have no feet but make the sound of footsteps as I moveI can carry an inhuman amount of guns and ammoStanding on bandages heals meStanding on food heals meRunning into walls finds hidden areasIf I'm set on fire and stand still it will go out in a few secondsThe batteries in flashlights only last for 10 seconds before running flatGuns carry just enough ammo so they need reloading just as an enemy comes round the cornerSometimes I lose the ability to jump, and curbstones become major obstaclesDespite having an armoury of weapons on my back a simple locked door stops my progress and results in a big detour
oh and I forgot one more, you can run around with a 50 Cal rifle and not get tired at all
im surprised no one has said ''obviously not how to spell 'learned.'''
drinking booze heals you

blood is sometimes red

dont go in the test chamber
FPS didn't give me a headache from playing 4 hour straight. playing bully only for 2 hours, already give me a major headache.
[QUOTE=''INF1DEL'']im surprised no one has said ''obviously not how to spell 'learned.'''[/QUOTE]trust me, I was VERY tempted.
Somehow these third world governments and even lesser sects of mercenaries are able to rise up and cause rukus against large scale governments with mass armies.
[QUOTE=''INF1DEL'']im surprised no one has said ''obviously not how to spell 'learned.'''[/QUOTE]Learnt is the past tense of the verb to learn in English, although learned is more commonly used in American English.
Claymores aren't dangerous as long as you're more than 15 ft awayBody armor will protect you from assault rifles at point blank rangeI can run in front of a rapid fire belt fed machine gun and not get ripped in half(let alone go home in a zip lock bag)Any idiot can patch up combat injuries with a little band aid, with no medical trainingHand grenades thrown at the tank's hull will kill it, and not just make it madIt takes all week to reload a simple weapon, and if I were almost done and had to hit somebody I'd have to start over
All sniper misses are due to the Coriolis Effect, and not because the sniper himself doesn't know how to aim.
I have an inhuman regeneration abilityI have unlimited stamina for sprintingIt takes a really long time to reload a gun, unless I've got the special ''perk'' . . . then i reload at superhuman speedsPeople can survive being shot with a .50 cal in the chest at point blankOnly snipers are allowed to wear ghilley (sp?) suitsI can jump out a 3rd or 4th story window, and even though I hear bones break, I can hit the ground sprinting (and be fine in 5 seconds)I can throw a grenade from one side of the world to the other
I have health points that I have to make sure I replenish every now and then in case of anything from an itty-bitty scratch to a gaping wound.
you can get shot 100 times and still live, with health packs:P
Over the next 800 years, the Russians are going to try to conquer the world 1 billion different ways.

facial moisturizer